May 2013
“say i won’t”
– a nigga that will (via niggaimdeadass)
Watchryssishopeful:
mormondad: this video turned me christian
CRYING
PRAYING
January 2013
mother-fuckingmiracles:
someone should make an ‘all my friends are dead’ book for marius
“To love another person is to see the face of God.”
– Les Miserables (via thelifeofasu)
No more fb Ryssa :PPP
December 2012
9 tags
Wow, I just played Feliz Navidad on lead guitar in front of an entire congregation of white people with my spanish and black Queens, NY born friend William belting it at the top of his lungs. Merry Christmas, I love Jesus.
7 tags
So what a time it has been! Sunday I got baptized and it was awesome. Revelation 19:6-9 talks about how we are the brides of Christ and how he is like our groom. Baptism is a public declaration of your love for him, much like wedding vows. If anyone is married, remember how totally nuts it was standing at that altar, waiting for your lovely bride, or remember walking into that room and seeing your...
tobyissogaylike:
dimadamn:
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION I HAVE EVER HEARD
Straight women: Robert Downey, Jr. is so hot
Gay women: Robert Downey, Jr. is so hot
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Dead people: Robert Downey, Jr. is so hot
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vvierd:
santa knows my name not my story
nue:
captainmurrca:
nue:
whats the point of taking math and english? were never gonna use any of that stuff in the real world. instead we should have classes that will actually be useful to us. for example, how to clean a giraffe
Have fun not being able to speak English
have fun Getting rejected from all the jobs u apply to because you Dont know how to clean a giraffe
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Does anyone have any praises or criticisms against God, Jesus or Christianity? I wanna talk about it. Seriously. I know it’s a stretch but hmu
pyrex-vision:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
likeslothstoflames:
you haven’t experienced true heart break until you lose your straw in your juice box
7 tags
To My True Love
To my True Love: You have known me since before I knew myself, and from then until now, you have seen my heart and seen its limited capacity. Seven months ago today, innocently, I met a boy who told me things I did not yet know about you. He was sweet, and kind, generous, and very handsome. Even so, I was sure I could not love him, especially since I had never loved before, but there was something...
bumpuff:
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
picasso is your favorite artist? name 5 of his songs
Want to know if you REALLY LOVE someone? Try getting over them.
We belong together like the open seas and shores; Wedded by the planet force. We have both been spoken for.
True love waits?
When you annoy, are hurtful, are judgmental, are distant, are scolding, and fail me, I still love you. I do not wait as one who is stuck, afraid or against moving on, but as one who believes in its worth, your worth. One who believes in forgiveness, and one who aspires to be respectful. I’ve never loved one like I love you. I deny you for my own sake, I deny you because it...
h0odrich:
I don’t trust people w lisps, what are hiding in your mouth?? a gun? You Tryna hurt me??
November 2012
toilet paper more like toilet loose leaf
10 tags
whaitwat:
soundlyawake:
methcastle:
jinglebuffalo:
zatanmalik:
jinglebuffalo:
avenue47:
sylvanburningcenter:
a recipe sharing website called yumblr
a porn site called cumblr
a mattress site called slumblr
a site for dummies called dumblr
a percussion site called drumblr
a site for quiet people called mumblr
a site where you watch your entire life disintegrate in front...
passthecocaine:
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
and a happy new year
empor:
Kañe West
6 tags
I’ve been downhearted babe, Ever since the...
lordoftheinternet:
whoever discovered popcorn must have been really fucking freaked out
grandthefthauntumn:
youqtee:
grandthefthauntumn:
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
thanks mom
yah i deserve it
